WASHINGTON—Expressing increasing weariness at the public outcry towards the organisations recent actions, sources close to the leadership at Immigration and Customs Enforcement said Monday that the agency is anxious to get to the part where the mass killing of innocent American citizens becomes just another statistic. "I gotta tell you guys, I personally cannot wait until we get to the stage where the general public stops giving a shit about how many of them we kill in cold blood. Because this whole ‘scrutiny’ and ‘public outrage’ is a real drag," said Acting Director of ICE Todd Lyons to staff during a meeting with ICE agents who kept looking for anything moving that they could shoot at. "I mean, it couldn't have taken this long for those dumbass working class morons to accept countless school and mass shootings? I feel like that kind of traumatic and preventable atrocity was made a staple of the American dream way faster than our efforts to bring forth the American branded secret police." Concluding the meeting, Mr. Lyons and other top ICE officials stood around an inverted pentagram before reciting a chant in an unknown language, floating just off the ground while the room filled with blood. At press time, ICE received instructions from the Department of Homeland Security to start shooting up schools to speed up the nations numbness to the atrocities the agency was committing.