As the owner and a moderator of wasteof.money, it is important to me that I keep the platform safe and fun for all those who spend their time here. With no moderation the platform would descend into pure unfathomable chaos! With that in mind, I would like to explain that I decided to ban Blaze from wasteof.money for shits and giggles.

It's true, unlike some of our other bans over the years, this one was solely because I thought it'd be quite funny. I am happy to report that I do indeed find it very funny. I mean come on, it's Blaze! Why not, huh? Maybe the owners can ask their new "Nexus" AI chatbot thingamajig to come up with a way to get themselves unbanned!

Do not threat however, I do not plan on banning other people all over the place just for my own amusement. Except maybe The Wasted Onion. I know I'm writing in it right now, but I mean come on, it would be pretty hysterical for these guys to post my piece and then get banned afterwards, right? [Note from The Wasted Onion Editorial Board: we would like to formally beg Jeffalo to not ban us from wasteof, pretty please?] I bet the folks over at The Wasted Onion would find it funny!

Anyway, I better get back to my formal duties as wasteof owner. Though I will extend an offer to KyleTech to unban Blaze if he agrees to rename it "Balze."