LEICESTER, ENGLAND—Crawling atop a box of LEGO bricks to assert dominance amongst his fellow classmates, 3-year-old gen alpha toddler Nathan Brandol reportedly said “I am the alpha. You are the betas,” in his nursery class of gen beta toddlers. “Me is the dominant, you is the submissives. You blue pilled, me red pilled. Me is sigma male, you is cucks,” said the young boy according to eyewitness accounts, while reportedly also babbling and giggling when any noise was made in the colourful classroom scattered with toys and copies of The Matrix brought by Mr. Brandol in his Paw Patrol backpack. “I’ve been doing word searches with Nathan to help him with his spelling and I was quite surprised when he spelt out ‘women like you belong in the kitchen’ by circling the letters in order while staring at me,” said Nursery teacher Emma Farrow to The Wasted Onion’s UK education editor Reporty McJournface. According to further witnesses present at the scene, Mr. Brandol later on in the day attempted to assert his perceived gen alpha dominance over his gen beta classmates by shitting his pants and screaming “censor this snowflakes!” before returning to his iPad to watch Andrew Tate alpha male training videos with Baby Shark playing in the background.