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Hitler Debates 20 Leftists On Surrounded

Hitler Debates 20 Leftists On Surrounded
12 JULY 2026

LOS ANGELES, CA—Sparking immediate backlash across social media, Jubilee released a new episode of its popular Surrounded series Sunday featuring Adolf Hitler debating 20 leftists.

"My first statement is that the Aryan people are the superior race," said the genocidal dictator of Nazi Germany, seated in the centre of the show's signature, soft-lit circle and flanked by 20 leftists. "I'm sorry, but that is simply not true, no race is superior to another. This kind of rhetoric inevitably leads to horrific crimes against humanity, such as the Holocaust that you personally committed," said self-described leftist Sam Willis, who had rushed to claim the chair in the centre. The Führer immediately rebutted by screaming that he wanted to "fucking kill" Mr. Willis where he sat.

The show's producers later defended the casting, explaining that they had coordinated the episode by using ancient demonic rituals to resurrect the fascist from the grave. Several crew members noted that they were forced to repeatedly warn Hitler to stop asking the other participants if they were Jewish with "murderous and genocidal intent," as it didn't create a safe and inclusive environment for the exchange of ideas.

"My second statement is that I should have been allowed to rule the entirety of Europe with an iron fist," Hitler stated following an upbeat ad read for BetterHelp. "Okay, this is fucking crazy. We're all just meant to sit here and debate a literal genocidal maniac, fervent antisemite, fascist, and Nazi like his views are something to listen to? What in the world are we doing?" asked leftist Miley Logan. She was removed from the seat after a majority of participants raised their red flags, citing her argument as a "non-constructive contribution to the debate."

At press time, producers for Jubilee confirmed that Hitler had committed suicide after filming for the episode had concluded.