TOPEKA, KS—In a moment she described as "joyous" Monday, local white woman Loretta Taylor finally learnt how to properly use chopsticks. "I felt quite a lot of achievement honestly, I've tried to understand how to use chopsticks for years, but I've always had to give up and just start stabbing to eat my sweet and sour chicken in a reasonable amount of time," said Miss. Taylor in a local Chinese restaurant she reportedly frequents where she also practices on improving her Mandarin that she's been "learning from Duolingo," according to her girlfriend. "I don't even know how it happened, but something must've clicked. I was struggling to eat a chow mein and then boom! I suddenly just got it, I can grasp the noodles like its nothing! As I said I'm pretty proud of myself, my girlfriend was even like ‘you finally did it, you dumbass.’" Fellow white diners at the restaurant reportedly clapped when Miss. Taylor successfully learnt to use the chopsticks, yearning to be able to do it just like she could at some point in their futures. When asked what she hoped to master next, Miss. Taylor said she hoped to learn how to pronounce "char siu" correctly.