MANHATTAN, NY—In yet another bombshell exposing the influence of the deceased paedophile, new emails released as part of the Epstein files by the Department of Justice Friday revealed that child sex offender and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein co-ordinated and executed the 9/11 terrorist attacks. "Looking to cause some chaos in nyc soon. need some planes and other stuff. - also do you have anyone insane and batshit enough to fly a plane for a fly by view of world trade center?" said an email sent by Epstein months before the 9/11 attacks, with the email having been sent to officials from Israel, Russia, Qatar, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Disneyland and the Holy Roman Empire with "Sent from my iPad" appended to the end as a signature. "look forward to seeing you. I can either come wtih [sic] assistants ( 67 , ) =or alone. Might help with getting the planes for wqhat [sic] i 'm referring to as my trip ; )," read another email from Epstein to a redacted recipient who kept talking about how much they have to work on their "stupid electric cars," according to Epstein in further emails in the thread. As questions began to mount over the new files, a spokesperson for Google claimed it had no knowledge of the emails sent by Epstein with his Gmail address until now, claiming that they only monitor and track the data of people who aren't sex offenders or traffickers. At press time, Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel both declined a request for comment regarding Epstein's involvement in planning the 9/11 attacks, forcing The Wasted Onion's hand into just assuming they would likely say something completely and utterly bullshit anyway.