Dr. Disrespect Loses Doctorate
SAN DIEGO, CA—Following an extensive and intense review of the livestreamers academic work during his studies at the institution, the University of Discourtesy has revoked former Twitch streamer Dr. Disrespect's doctoral degree in disrespect. "After a long and arduous review of the former students academic works produced in achieving his doctorate at the university, we have confirmed that his dissertation had many intentionally falsified and plagiarised elements. This does not conform with our academic standards, especially since he did not do so with the intent to disrespect those who marked the dissertation," said university President Dr. Harold Scorn Flippancy. "Take for example how the student claimed he measured disrespect levels of a disabled child he mocked with a disrespectometer [a device inserted into the anus to measure an individuals level of feeling disrespected], we discovered he actually just made the measurements up, and the child wasn't even disabled, he just spoke Welsh." In the wake of the revoked doctorate, Dr. Disrespect can no longer use the title of doctor, instead now being required to refer to himself as Mr. Disrespect, or his full name, Mr. Jeffrey Diddy Disrespect II. At press time, the University of Discourtesy clarified its decision had nothing to do with Mr. Disrespect inappropriately messaging a minor on Twitch, pointing out that it was in line with the universities teachings of being an impertinent piece of shit.