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Democrats Decry Trump For Not Doing Things They Had 4 Years To Do

Democrats Decry Trump For Not Doing Things They Had 4 Years To Do
12 AUGUST 2025

WASHINGTON—Delivering a blistering rebuke against the president Tuesday, Democrats decried President Donald Trump for not doing things they had 4-years to do when former President Biden was in office. “It is simply a national disgrace that the president hasn’t done almost anything to benefit the public. He has done nothing to protect a woman's right to choose, instead undermining abortion services all over the country. Now I know we were in power when Roe v. Wade was overturned, and we had the opportunity to codify abortion laws or at least do something to protect those rights, but that’s neither here nor there,” said Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) during a speech outside the Capitol. “It’s also very suspicious that Trump has vehemently refused to release the Epstein files, even though the American public deserves to know what happened and what will be done to catch those involved in Epstein’s pedophile ring. Now, I know what you’re going to say, that we had 4-years to release the Epstein files ourselves, and my answer to that is; shut up.” Schumer proceeded to sweat as reporters asked him questions regarding former President Clinton’s involvement with Epstein, before throwing his glasses across the room to distract journalists as he made a break for his office. At press time, President Trump lampooned the Democrats for “destroying the economy,” adding that the Republicans are perfectly capable of doing that all by themselves.