BURBANK, CA—Signifying a massive shift in the American filmmaking industry, Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav was seen gleefully departing the parking lot of Warner Bros. Studios Burbank after selling the filmmaking facility to wasteof President Kiwi for a bag of Skittles. “A bag of Skittles for a studio facility Warner Bros. has been using to create films for almost a century? Seems pretty fair. I can snack on these while deciding on what finished project I’m going to cancel next for a tax write off!” said the Warner Bros. Discovery CEO in a private conversation with President Kiwi, which was acquired by The Wasted Onion from a man who painted himself the same colour as the tarmac of the studio parking lot to record the conversation. “I am excited to announce that after a productive negotiation with David Zaslav, Warner Bros. have agreed to sell their Burbank studio to us for a tasty bag of Skittles! With this I am proud to announce we’re naming the studio facilities, wastof.studios, which will house the production and filming of ‘The Wasteof.money Movie’ and all of its subsequent spin-offs, such as a documentary about me in which I save the world from saving their money,” said the president in an address to the nation outside the Crack House. Rumours among Hollywood insiders indicated that Warner Bros. was eyeing up the new upcoming White House ballroom as a potential new studio location, with Mr. Zaslav claiming the business could acquire the space by paying U.S. President Trump “totally legal bribes.” At press time, David Zaslav has been arrested for murder outside his home after footage revealed that while snacking on the bag of Skittles he received from President Kiwi, he ran over a man painted like tarmac that recorded his conversation with the wasteof president.