THE INTERNET—Excitedly continuing their pursuit to watch every movie ever made since the invention of cinema itself, wasteof user @Eris rated "Accordion Player," the third movie ever made, 10/10. "just finished the 3rd movie ever made 10/10 i love movies," said a wasteof post by Eris reviewing the silent film directed in 1888 by Louis Le Prince, depicting his son, Adolphe Le Prince, playing the accordion for the entirety of the films 10 seconds of runtime. "Its just crazy, I mean, I have zero clue what he is playing since the thing is silent, but I bet its like Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley or something. Plus, this was like over double the length of the last 2 movies I've watched, which were both 3 seconds. Can't wait to see if the fourth movie ever made is longer! Maybe a whole 12 seconds?" said Eris during a telephone interview with The Wasted Onion's entertainment editor Kevin Spacey. After viewing the fourth movie ever made, “Monkeyshines No.1 and 2,” directed by William K. L. Dickson and William Heise in 1889, Eris expressed delight that both shorts together comprised 57 seconds of runtime. At press time, Eris was distraught to learn that newer movies would require subscriptions to streaming services to view them, rather than using the Internet Archive or Wikipedia.