SWANSEA, WALES—Speaking to the press following a controversial arrest, South Wales Police confirmed Monday it has charged a British man under the Terrorism Act 2000 for wearing a shirt with a letter P on it. “We can confirm that a man from Swansea has been charged under the Terrorism Act 2000 for showing support for the proscribed terrorist group Palestine Action. We can also confirm that the suspect in question was wearing a shirt that could be seen as supporting a proscribed organisation to simple-minded dimwits, who are the most important people mainly due to the fact there are many said dimwits situated all over the nation, especially in the House of Commons. We would know, game recognises game,” said a spokesperson for South Wales Police. “My client is yet another case of the police and government going fucking apeshit over the mere thought of someone potentially expressing an opinion,” said the defendants lawyer in an interview inside a local Greggs. “My client was sitting in the very Greggs we are in right now, munching down on a sausage roll when a policeman screamed ‘terrorist!’ before he was wrangled to the ground with a taser pointed at his crotch. All because he was wearing a shirt with a P on it, which stands for penis for your information.” At press time, South Wales Police said it was unable to release a picture of the shirt in question to the public due to its internal file storage system requiring age verification to view the image, going on to confirm the force was looking into acquiring a copy of Death Stranding to get past the age verification checks.