Anti-Trump Republicans Want Return To Only Racism
FORT WORTH, TX—Expressing disapproval over President Donald Trump’s return to the White House, a roundtable of anti-Trump Republicans conducted by The Wasted Onion said they want a return only to racism. “I cannot believe what this administration is doing, from gutting the federal workforce to tariff chaos, this isn’t the Republican Party I remember, I remember when they just wanted to oppress the inferior races,” said Jim Earling, a 32-year-old delivery driver. “I’m appalled at what they’re doing to USAID, I think we should be helping people in countries less fortunate than us, except Asian countries, we don’t need any more Coronaviruses,” added Vivien Quinn, a 45-year-old dietician, “we just want to go back to hating minorities for taking our jobs and speaking languages we don’t understand. Why can’t the Republican’s understand that?” When asked about the Republican Party’s attacks on transgender individuals using the bathroom of their choosing, the group disagreed with the party’s stance. “It’s complete nonsense, there are more important issues the party should be focusing on, like black men using the same bathrooms as me,” said Mr. Earling.