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Analysis Finds Apple TV+ Has 46 Monthly Users

Analysis Finds Apple TV+ Has 46 Monthly Users
13 JULY 2025

CUPERTINO, CA—Leaving the tech giant and its investors scrambling to soften the blow of recent news regarding its streaming service, an analysis conducted by Statista has found that Apple TV+ only has 46 monthly users in total as of July 2025. “After an exhaustive investigation into usage patterns and other data, we have been able to conclude that Apple TV+ has a mere 46 monthly users since its launch in November 2019,” said a report published to Statista’s website Sunday. “Our research has also found that while the service had 100s of TV series and films available, we were only able to find that Severance and Ted Lasso were the only offerings that were viewed at all.” Researchers also reached out to some of the service's 46 users, finding they were all surprised to learn that Tom Hanks starred in a film produced for the streamer called Greyhound. When asked for comment, a spokesperson for Apple said that it expects to boost subscriber numbers to a whopping 50 by the end of this quarter, mainly through secret charges hidden in its iTunes terms of service.