The Wasted Onion

President Kiwi Announces ‘The Wasting Games’ Where Competitors Attempt To Waste As Much Money As Possible

21 DECEMBER 2025

President Kiwi Announces ‘The Wasting Games’ Where Competitors Attempt To Waste As Much Money As Possible

President Kiwi Admits In New Memoir That ‘Growing Up, People Kept Asking Me If I Lived In New Zealand For Some Reason’

18 DECEMBER 2025

President Kiwi Admits In New Memoir That ‘Growing Up, People Kept Asking Me If I Lived In New Zealand For Some Reason’

Marco Rubio Orders State Department To Replace Calibri Font With Wingdings

14 DECEMBER 2025

Marco Rubio Orders State Department To Replace Calibri Font With Wingdings

Trump Announces ‘Trump Land’ Theme Park

13 DECEMBER 2025

Trump Announces ‘Trump Land’ Theme Park

Trump Administration Removes MLK Day And Juneteenth From Nations Collective Memory

10 DECEMBER 2025

Trump Administration Removes MLK Day And Juneteenth From Nations Collective Memory

U.S. Invades Heard And McDonald Islands

9 DECEMBER 2025

U.S. Invades Heard And McDonald Islands

MrBeast Completes BeastOS Software Update That Adds Dozen New Emotions To Memory Bank

6 DECEMBER 2025

MrBeast Completes BeastOS Software Update That Adds Dozen New Emotions To Memory Bank

Netflix Announces Plan To Shutter Warner Bros. For Tax Write-Off After Acquisition

5 DECEMBER 2025

Netflix Announces Plan To Shutter Warner Bros. For Tax Write-Off After Acquisition

Trump Cancels All Executive Orders With Biden’s Signature On

1 DECEMBER 2025

Trump Cancels All Executive Orders With Biden’s Signature On

Netanyahu Purchases Wasteof For $13

26 NOVEMBER 2025

Netanyahu Purchases Wasteof For $13

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